What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• How good is KIIT school of management at Bhubaneswar?
• Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?
• How do people who are deaf learn sign language? Is it typically taught by parents at a young age or are there programs available for learning it later in life?
• Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?
• Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?
• Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?
• Do Marines really not need sleep during combat training or in general? If this is true, how and why is this possible?
• Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
• What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?
• My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?
• Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?
• To those people in the world who have access to universal healthcare, what experiences could you share with Americans in order for us to understand how it affects your life (positively or negatively)?
• How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?
• What are scads fish? What types are there?
• Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?